Friday, June 3, 2011

Molson M

Molson M
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 473 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 4.90%
Country of origin: Canada
Rating: 6% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Drank From: Mug
website: http://www.molsoncoorscanada.com/
Best for: Imitating Don Rickles
Ratings:
Taste: 2/20
Flavour: 2/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 1/10
Satisfaction: 1/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 0/10
Handwritten notes: Molson "M"! First off, fuck the minimalist 1980's name. "M". Molson "M"! Sounds like some hogshit restaurant where you can't wear track pants. Molson "M"! This beer is like the narc pretending to be a high school student. Get off it, buddy. Molson "M"! How tres chique! I'm going to sip it out of a champagne glass in a heart shaped hot tub snorting coke wearing shutter shades and watching "In Living Color". Molson "M"! Micro carbonated? Wha... why? I actually heard hype about this beer and for half a week there I believed that Molson "got it". Wrong! But the bubbles are smaller. Perfect! I couldn't handle them big bubbles in Molson Dry. Molson "M"!
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