Thursday, October 22, 2009

MGD 64

Miller Genuine Draft 64
Type of beer: lager
Container Type: 335 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 2.80%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 0% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.25
Tasted on: 10/19/09
Colours of label: Silver/Red/White
Drank From: Glass
Label Reads: "2.4 carbs".
website: www.mgd64.com
Best for: hydration
Ratings:
Taste: 0/20
Flavour: 0/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 0/10
Satisfaction: 0/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 0/10
Handwritten notes: You rat bastards at Miller, keep this shit out of my country. If you have an ounce of a soul left, you will not subject this horse semen on the Canadian public. No, no, no. Of all of the beer fads, this "ultra low calorie" shit has to fucking stop. Now. Please, I'm begging you, just make beer for God's sake. Just make beer. Please. C'mon.
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Beer #319 of 3,652

3 comments:

Brandon said...

I was gonna try that beer. Now I know better. Less calories=more crap. 2.8% alcohol?? Can they legally call this an alcoholic beverage?

Big_Fellah said...

/sarcasm But Bard I want to keep off the xtra lbs but enjoy the crisp cool taste of a beer why would you deny me my god given right as a beer drinker not to gain the weight? /end sarcasm

Bard said...

Dude your blood alcohol content is usually more than 2.8% most Saturday nights.