James Ready 5.5

James Ready 5.5
Type of beer: Blonde Ale
Container Type: 341 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 5.5% (oddly enough)
Country of origin: Canada
Rating: 17% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 6
Drank From: Glass
website: http://www.jamesready.com/
Best for: Loving the one you're with
Ratings:
Taste: 3/20
Flavour: 4/20
Buy again: 2/20
Aroma: 1/10
Satisfaction: 2/10
Complexity: 2/10
Intangible: 3/10

Handwritten notes: I'm not sure if their website is hilarious on purpose, or by accident. Beer Advocate says that this is brewed by Moosehead, which I can't figure out. This is a fruit-mold tasting standard Canadian macro-pacro. You can almost feel the fruit flies starting to swarm as you pour it. What's the deal with fruit flies anyways? I'd like to make a pitch that they are the cutest and least offensive of all household pests. Really, they're quite helpful. You see those little buggers flying around and realize "oop! Time to throw out the tomato rotting on my counter!". Thank you, noble and under appreciated fruit fly.

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