Saturday, December 12, 2009

Amstel Light

Amstel Light
Type of beer: Light Lager
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 4.0%
Country of origin: Netherlands
Rating: 39% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.90
Tasted on: 11/14/09
Colours of label: Red/White/Gold
Drank From: Red Man Mug
Label Reads: "Imported".
website: www.amstel.com
Best for: proofreading the bible
Ratings:
Taste: 8/20
Flavour: 8/20
Buy again: 7/20
Aroma: 4/10
Satisfaction: 3/10
Complexity: 4/10
Intangible: 5/10

Handwritten notes: Intentionally light beer is as offensive to me as intentionally strong beer. Just let it be, boys. Alright, you drink light beer. You save a few calories and delay your heart attack by 13 more seconds. You best enjoy those 13 seconds, boyo, because while you are I'll be slugging a 7% IPA and inhaling a cuban cigar. Who do you think comes out ahead? So I'll die before you will, and you'll win the "delay the inevitable" race. Even so, I'm going to haunt your ass hardcore. This beer is an ok light tasting of a sort of bastardized German Lager.
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Beer #368 of 3,652

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you run out of beers or are you on a holiday hiatus?

Bard said...

Actually I've decided to reproduce. My little boy was born a week ago. When I find a few spare hours in the next few days I'll update.

Slots Online said...

Whether there are analogues?

Bard said...

'round back.