Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Minhas Lime

Minhas Lime
Type of beer: Light Lager
Container Type: 355 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 4.0%
Country of origin: Canada
Rating: 1% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.25
Tasted on: 11/1/09
Colours of label: Grey/Green/Red
Drank From: Wee glass
Label Reads: "Light beer with added lime flavours"
website: www.damngoodbeer.ca
Best for: planning a mass murder
Ratings:
Taste: 0/20
Flavour: 0/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 0/10
Satisfaction: 0/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 1/10

Handwritten notes: 1 point because I gave fucking Bud Light Lime one point. To be human is to quest for knowledge. I hope to one day understand quantum physics better than I already do. But I do not, ever, want to understand what stupid fucking G.D. moron thought lime beer was a good idea, nor do I ever want to understand what goes through the mind of a sonofabitch rat bastard who buys lime beer. Ignorance is bliss, boys, ignorance is bliss.
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Beer #348 of 3,652

1 comment:

Big Fellah said...

Minhas is a gross gagger in the first place adding lime won't help who are they fooling?