Thursday, October 29, 2009

Red Bridge Gluten-Free Beer

Red Bridge Gluten-Free Beer
Type of beer: Red Lager
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 4.80%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 8% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.25
Tasted on: 10/23/09
Colours of label: Red/Tan/Black
Drank From: Glass
Label Reads: "Gluten free beer. Made without wheat or barley".
website: www.anheuser-busch.com
Best for: blasting your glutes
Ratings:
Taste: 0/20
Flavour: 1/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 2/10
Satisfaction: 1/10
Complexity: 2/10
Intangible: 2/10
Handwritten notes: This tastes like some sort of citrus soda - but not "beer citrus", like Lime Crush fake citrus. It's a sour trumpet blast trying to cover up the disgusting "beer extract" taste beneath. It's like spraying Lysol into a car trunk where a dead body has been rotting for weeks. It's not gonna work.
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Beer #329 of 3,652

2 comments:

the said...

Hey beer fornicator...I thought I'd let you know that there is a Bard beer out: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11034/47565

I saw it today and thought, "that sick fucker up in Canada might like this."

Bard said...

I have already "boughten" and "dranken" that beer (yesterday, actually) and the review should be coming any day now.

I did a special review for it that may either be genius or insane. It's a fine line.

Needless to say, I am honoured that they named a beer after me, but I would much rather they named a disorder of the bowels Barditis.

Really, it has nothing to do with me. I am a sick fucker and my sickness is delusions of grandeur.