Friday, November 6, 2009

Hop Hound Amber Ale

Hop Hound Amber Wheat
Type of beer: 355 mL bottle
Container Type: Pale Ale
Alcohol by volume: 5.30%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 15% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.25
Tasted on: 10/25/09
Colours of label: Red/Yellow/Gold
Drank From: Glass
Label Reads: "Unfiltered American amber wheat ale brewed with a blend of imported and domestic hops for a balanced, slightly citrus hop aroma and caramel, malty taste".
website: http://www.anheuser-busch.com/
Best for: putting a ribbon on your prize pig
Ratings:
Taste: 3/20
Flavour: 2/20
Buy again: 2/20
Aroma: 2/10
Satisfaction: 3/10
Complexity: 2/10
Intangible: 1/10

Handwritten notes: Yuck. Is this gluten-free? Something's missing. As I took a sip my face contorted into the mug of a five year old eating Brussels sprouts for the first time. Personally, I love Brussels sprouts, but this beer is sick. It tastes like crap beer with a bunch of sugar and bran flakes added to it. This is the first Michelob product I have ever had in my life. Good God, America, I am so sorry. I am so sorry you have to deal with this garbage. I imagine this beer is what rednecks buy when they win ten bucks on a scratch and win and want to "spoil themselves".
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Beer #334 of 3,652

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