HaandBryggriet Odin's TippleType of beer: Imperial Stout
Container Type: 500 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 11.00%
Country of origin: Denmark
Rating: 84% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Drank From: Glass
website: http://www.haandbryggeriet.net/
Best for: Polling the electorate
Ratings:
Taste: 17/20
Flavour: 16/20
Buy again: 14/20
Aroma: 9/10
Satisfaction: 10/10
Complexity: 9/10
Intangible: 9/10
Handwritten notes: I am writing this prior to sipping, It poured like zombie blood with a fizz-less moan like a tortured soul. Alright, let's see what a $10 beer tastes like...
Zombie blood. Thick, dark, soulless alcohol swimming in a french-press coffee brine. I would hate to be future Bard right now. The ABV is not overpowering, but omnipresent. Omnipotent even. I've never had a beer with this texture before. It begs to be sipped slowly, the port of beers. Gosh almighty. Great Caesar's Ghost! Oh... I mean BY ODIN'S BEARD!
...I'm writing this the next day. After 3/4 of this beer I gently folded my hands over my chest and closed my eyes. And woke up 2 hours later.
---------------------------------------------Zombie blood. Thick, dark, soulless alcohol swimming in a french-press coffee brine. I would hate to be future Bard right now. The ABV is not overpowering, but omnipresent. Omnipotent even. I've never had a beer with this texture before. It begs to be sipped slowly, the port of beers. Gosh almighty. Great Caesar's Ghost! Oh... I mean BY ODIN'S BEARD!
...I'm writing this the next day. After 3/4 of this beer I gently folded my hands over my chest and closed my eyes. And woke up 2 hours later.
Beer #495 of 3,652
1 comment:
hahahahaha.... oh man. i love the way you write these commments.
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