Lucky Buddha Beer

Lucky Buddha Beer
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 4.80%
Country of origin: China
Rating: 39% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Drank From: Glass
website: http://www.luckydrinkco.com/
Best for: looking at trees
Ratings:
Taste: 7/20
Flavour: 8/20
Buy again: 6/20
Aroma: 4/10
Satisfaction: 4/10
Complexity: 5/10
Intangible: 5/10

Handwritten notes: Fucking Buddhists don't know the meaning of sacrilegious. Some beer bottle with the smiling face of Jesus or Muhammad would undoubtedly incite some divinely justifiable bloodshed. But the Buddhists just sit there in the corner, smoking weed and thinking about the human condition. This beer has that greazy Oriental feel with a floral backdrop. So, in conclusion, buy Rucky. But don't desire it. Existence is suffering. It ends when you're drunk.

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Beer #517 of 3,652

Tsingtao

Tsingtao
Type: Pilsner
Container Type: 330 mL bottle
Alcohol volume: 4.5%
Country of origin: China
Rating: 45% (see below)
Number of times I've had this type: 1st
Cost: $1.95
Tasted on: 4/16/09
Colours of label: Green/White/Red
Drank From: Pint Glass
Label Reads: "Since 1903"
website: www.tsingtaobeer.com/
Best for: being "no dumb"
Ratings:
Taste: 7/20
Flavour: 7/20
Buy again: 7/20
Aroma: 5/10
Satisfaction: 5/10
Complexity: 7/10
Intangible: 3/10

Handwritten notes: Gross. China and Mexico should be barred from brewing beer. Weak, no powerful taste, but something weird behind there. It was the same sort of taste in Asahi, like a sort of numbby greasy balloon taste (that's a strange way to describe it, but try it for yourself. Or don't. Wait, no, don't. It sucks).

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Beer #78 of 3,652

Yanjing

Yanjing
Type: lager
Container Type: 500 mL can
Alcohol volume: 5.0%
Country of origin: China
Rating: 33% (see below)
Number of times I've had this type: 2nd
Cost: $2.50
Tasted on: 4/7/09
Colours of label: Gold/White/Green
Drank From: frosty mug

Label Reads: "No. 1 Beer from China", "Fresh, Smooth Taste for your drinking pleasure!", "Using natural mineral water!"

website: www.yanjingcanada.com/

Best for: bearing male children
Ratings:
Taste: 8/20
Flavour: 7/20
Buy again: 5/20
Aroma: 4/10
Satisfaction: 3/10
Complexity 2/10
Intangible: 3/10
Handwritten notes: Tinny, but not good tinny... tastes like Lakeshore but not cheap... horrid... tries to have hints of European and Canadian Lager but not enough to make it half way good.
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Beer #66 of 3,652