Glutaner Type of Beer: Pilsner
Container Type: 330 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 5.2%
Country of origin: Belgium
Rating: 9% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $4.65
Tasted on: 9/15/09
Colours of label: Yellow/White/Red
Drank From: Glass
Label Reads: "Traditionally brewed from gluten free ingredients", "Sorghum based premium pilsener".
website: n/aLabel Reads: "Traditionally brewed from gluten free ingredients", "Sorghum based premium pilsener".
Best for: squandering your inheritance
Ratings:
Taste: 2/20
Flavour: 1/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 1/10
Satisfaction: 2/10
Complexity: 2/10
Intangible: 1/10
Handwritten notes: If I had Celiac disease and had to drink this horrible crap I'd just as soon slit my throat. Picture, if you will, licking the blades of a dusty old fan that has been running non-stop all summer. You see how it tastes like old cat hair, skin flakes, dried snot, and stale bacon grease? Guess what, fellah, you just tasted Glutaner. KEEP AWAY.
---------------------------------------------Handwritten notes: If I had Celiac disease and had to drink this horrible crap I'd just as soon slit my throat. Picture, if you will, licking the blades of a dusty old fan that has been running non-stop all summer. You see how it tastes like old cat hair, skin flakes, dried snot, and stale bacon grease? Guess what, fellah, you just tasted Glutaner. KEEP AWAY.
Beer #289 of 3,652
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