Tecate

Tecate
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 500 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 4.5%
Country of origin: Mexico
Rating: 50% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $2.50
Tasted on: 7/29/09
Colours of label: Red/Silver/Gold
Drank From: GW Glass
Label Reads: "Imported Beer"
website: www.cervezatecate.com

Best for: trying to comb your hair to look like Scotty from Star Trek

Ratings:
Taste: 11/20
Flavour: 8/20
Buy again: 10/20
Aroma: 5/10
Satisfaction: 5/10
Complexity: 6/10
Intangible: 5/10

Handwritten notes: This Mexican beer tastes like watered-down Carlsberg. I love... the great... taste?? Ugh, enough. I officially give up on Mexico. Mark this day, boys, the day I finally gave up on Mexican beer. You know what, Mexico, if you're not even going to try, then why don't you just go home? Take your damn Coronas, take your damn Sols, and take that crate of limes, and just go home. If these beers are meant to do nothing more than ease the burn of Jalapenos, then mission accomplished. If you think it's anything besides that then you're straight up mushuga... no, I mean loco. Yeah, loco.

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