Sunday, August 9, 2009

Red Bull Strong Beer

Red Bull Strong Beer
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 710 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 7.1%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 7% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $4.00
Tasted on: 7/26/09
Colours of label: Black/Red/Silver
Drank From: Bears
Label Reads: n/a
website: n/a
Best for: Laying down on a freshly mown lawn
Ratings:
Taste: 1/20
Flavour: 1/20
Buy again: 2/20
Aroma: 0/10
Satisfaction: 2/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 1/10
Handwritten notes: A beer brewed in a steel mill for human beings who are tired of living but who are too cowardly to end it all. I would like to create a new beverage called "Incest" made of Red Bull and Red Bull. It all at once gives you wings and cement shoes. This beer should not be consumed by anyone prone to being emotional. Gross.
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Beer #242 of 3,652

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