Russell Cactus Lime LagerType of beer: Lager
Container Type: 341 mL
Alcohol by volume: 5.0%
Country of origin: Canada
Rating: 13% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $2.00
Tasted on: 6/30/09
Colours of label: Green/Silver/White
Drank From: mug
Label Reads: "Lime flavoured beer"
website: www.russellbeer.ca/index.asp
Best for: buying "Guess Jeans"
Ratings:
Taste: 4/20
Flavour: 3/20
Buy again: 1/20
Aroma: 1/10
Satisfaction: 3/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 1/10
Handwritten notes: Have you ever had lime Perrier? Well, you've had this bullshit beer too then. Please remove your children from the room... are they gone? Good. Fuck beer fads!! Fuck them all the way to fucking hell. If I have to hear one more fucking douchebag retard ask the vendor worker "you got any Bud Light Lime?" and then hear "nope, we're all sold out", I will fucking scream. Fuck this. Beer has been around for thousands of years, and we're trying to put new spins on it. FUCK! I saw that even Big Rock has come out with one. Ugh. That's like being ratted out to the cops by your own mother. Folks, in real life I do have high blood pressure and it's because of crap like this. Happy 200, Bard. I got you a nice present. Oh, I wonder what it is... let's see here... oh... lime flavoured beer. Well... thanks.
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