Golden Pheasant Lager

Golden Pheasant Lager
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 500 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 5.0%
Country of origin: Slovakia
Rating: 72% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $3.65
Tasted on: 6/28/09
Colours of label: Gold/Red/White
Drank From: Glass

Label Reads: "Brewed according to an original recipe, using only natural ingredients: clearest water from our own wells, finest hops and malted barley."

website: n/a
Best for: tidying-up your broom closet
Ratings:
Taste: 14/20
Flavour: 14/20
Buy again: 15/20
Aroma: 7/10
Satisfaction: 7/10
Complexity: 7/10
Intangible: 8/10

Handwritten notes: There is a clear copyright infringement here. If I was Steve Urquell or whoever owns Pilsner Urquell I would sue these guys. With that being said, and in light of the green glass of the bottle, the taste of this beer is exactly what I expected. It is a German-style lager with really no life of its own. You could knock me over with a feather. What the hell does that phrase even mean? Moreover, what the hell does any of this have to do with this beer you ask? Pheasants have feathers and there is some ridiculous segue in there somewhere.

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