Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve

Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve
Type of beer: Pilsner
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol volume: 4.8%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 61% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.20
Tasted on: 5/31/09
Colours of label: Gold/Black
Drank From: glass
Label Reads: "Premium beer", "The Blitz-Weinhard brewing company".
website: www.hernyweinhards.com
Best for: scratching mosquito bites
Ratings:
Taste: 12/20
Flavour: 12/20
Buy again: 11/20
Aroma: 7/10
Satisfaction: 6/10
Complexity: 6/10
Intangible: 7/10

Handwritten notes: Very light and flat... tasting sort of like German lager without the balls... Hank? (Can I call you Hank? Good.) Hank, why the heck do you need to keep a private reserve of beer? Is your dad an alcoholic who would tear through your liquor cabinets looking for a drop of sweet lady booze? Or are you just a prick? My brother used to keep his Halloween candy hoarded until spring. Spring! Mine would be gone in three days, and there he would be with his drawer full of fucking Kit Kats in April. I think it was not frugality or self-restraint, but JUST TO PISS ME OFF. Give me a Kit-Kat you bastard!

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