Sunday, June 7, 2009

Extra Old Stock

Extra Old Stock
Type of beer: Malt Liquor
Container Type: 355 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 5.65%
Country of origin: Canada
Rating: 16% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: maybe one or two by accident
Cost: $1.40
Tasted on: 6/6/09
Colours of label: White/Black/Gold
Drank From: Mug
Label Reads: "Carling Black Label", "Premium Quality".
website: www.molson.com
Best for: fits of self-loathing
Ratings:
Taste: 5/20
Flavour: 4/20
Buy again: 3/20
Aroma: 1/10
Satisfaction: 2/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 1/10
Handwritten notes: Malt liquor taste. EOS is probably sold in 40 ouncers, somewhere in the world. This is probably the worst possible name for a beer, as beers are usually marketed as fresh tasting. Gross and revolting, back of the throat tinny taste. I was standing in the vendor trying to decide what to review next. A guy with a denim shirt, jeans, and a denim jacket assertively butted in front of me and pulled out two 12-packs of EOS. Sure enough, he had a moustache and he was wearing one of those cheap little hats with the strap at the back to adjust for various sized melons that he undoubtedly got for free somewhere. Old Stock it is!
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Beer #186 of 3,652

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