Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Rolling Rock

Rolling Rock
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol volume: 4.6%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 15% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 12
Cost: $1.25
Tasted on: 5/25/09
Colours of label:Blue/White
Drank From: Mug
Label Reads: "From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment, as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you '33'".
website: www.rollingrock.com
Best for: polishing your rifles
Ratings:
Taste: 2/20
Flavour: 2/20
Buy again: 5/20
Aroma: 2/10
Satisfaction: 3/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 1/10
Handwritten notes: Thin, watery nonsense... ooh, what does the "33" mean?? And what about the horsey?? And why is the bottle green? The only real question I have is: just what the hell does "premium" mean? It seems as though everything is premium, if you look hard enough. Like Ray Stevens sang: "everything is premium, in it own way". At least I think that was Ray Stevens. But "The Streak" was a good song though, eh? This beer sucks.
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Beer #157 of 3,652

2 comments:

the said...

I write this dude's reviews for him. Watch, soon he'll post about Summit Maibock and act like he's had a revelation on nature and the cosmos. JUST YOU WATCH!

Bard said...

I had a revelation on Billy Ocean. I bet you didn't see that one coming. I sure didn't.