Miller Lite

Miller Lite
Type of beer: "Lite" Lager
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol volume: 4.2%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 13% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 12
Cost: $1.00 (USD)
Tasted on: 5/23/09
Colours of label: Blue/Gold/Red
Drank From: Mug

Label Reads: "Great Taste... Less Filling", "Four time world beer cup gold award winner 1996 1998 2002 2006 best American-Style Light Lager"

website: www.millerlite.com/
Best for: while jogging
Ratings:
Taste: 2/20
Flavour: 3/20
Buy again: 5/20
Aroma: 1/10
Satisfaction: 0/10
Complexity: 1/10
Intangible: 2/10

Handwritten notes: Never before have I heard the word "taste" used so many times in ads with the reality of the situation being so far from the truth. If they showed you a picture of the sun and said "The colour of this object is blue. Blue! BLUE!" would you believe it after a while? Somehow it feels like some nefarious cult-style brainwashing scheme. The only way I can describe Miller "Lite" (ugh) is with the following words: Rama-lama-ding dong. And I mean that from the bottom of my boogedy-boogedy-boogedy-shoop.

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