Busch

Busch
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 355 mL can
Alcohol volume: 4.7%
Country of origin: Canada/USA
Rating: 7% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 7
Cost: $1.30
Tasted on: 5/10/09
Colours of label: Blue/White/Red

Drank From: Chilled Mug, from the can, and I shotgunned one too (for reals)

Label Reads: "Cold as a mountain Stream. Smooth as its name", "All natural aging using quality ingredients".
website: www.busch.com/
Best for: sewing
Ratings:
Taste: 2/20
Flavour: 1/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 1/10
Satisfaction: 1/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 2/10

Handwritten notes: In the immortal words of Booger "We've got Busch. We've got Busch". But I wish we hadn't. I think that's the first zero I've ever given. And the second. But I will NEVER buy this beer again. And the taste is non-existent. Complex as a glass of bottled water (not water from a hose, or from the tap, or even bottled water from a mountain stream, just plain, taste free purified bottled water). Horrible, just horrible. Beers that advertise themselves as tasting "cold"... what the fuck does that even mean? Enough. And "smooth as its name"? smooth as a Busch? Is this some sick reference to a Brazilian wax? Good golly.

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