Foster's Premium Ale

Foster's Premium Ale
Type of beer: ESB
Container Type: 25.4 oz can
Alcohol by volume: 5.50%
Country of origin: Australia
Rating: 26% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Drank From: Ho-maid cup
website: http://www.fostersgroup.com/
Best for: Wasting a Sunday
Ratings:
Taste: 4/20
Flavour: 5/20
Buy again: 6/20
Aroma: 3/10
Satisfaction: 5/10
Complexity: 2/10
Intangible: 1/10

Handwritten notes: This has a weird, vegetable like taste that makes you go... whaaa? Then it's gone, leaving only deadly metal tinny mass-produced flavours. Does Foster's make regular sized beers? I've only ever seen these double cans. They're like that over-zealous party host who insists on pouring everyone doubles with an impish snicker. Speaking of which, who do you think Paul Hogan is boning tonight?

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