Alexander Keith's Dark Ale

Alexander Keith's Dark Ale
Type of beer: Ale
Container Type: 473 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 4.10%
Country of origin: Canada
Rating: 23% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Drank From: HP Glass
website: http://www.keiths.ca/index.html
Best for: Starting fights
Ratings:
Taste: 5/20
Flavour: 5/20
Buy again: 4/20
Aroma: 3/10
Satisfaction: 1/10
Complexity: 3/10
Intangible: 2/10

Handwritten notes: Liar! You filthy-mouthed rapscallion. This has a smattering of dark beer roast then... pfft! Turlet water. Stick to your violent perversion of the name "India Pale Ale", you Caligula-emulating freaks. I'm not sure why I'm so upset... I was just really in the mood for a dark beer. Sorry, Alex. But watch your step, bro. Watch your step.

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