Sunday, July 11, 2010

Steel Reserve 211

Steel Reserve 211
Type of beer: Malt Liquor
Container Type: 710 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 8.1%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 1% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $2.00
Tasted on: 6/27/10
Colours of label: Silver/Maroon/White
Drank From: GW Glass
Label Reads: "Extra malted barley and select hops for extra gravity. Slow brewed for exceptionally smooth flavor. The two-eleven mark, based on the medieval symbol for steel, appears only on steel reserve high gravity lager. We use nearly twice the ingredients of many normal lagers and brew for over twice as long as many quality beers."
website: www.steelbrewing.com/
Best for: learning to speak Swahili
Ratings:
Taste: 0/20
Flavour: 0/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 0/10
Satisfaction: 1/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 0/10
Handwritten notes: I got a couple or three of these "high gravity" beers from the US a while back. I used to see these for sale and laugh. Now I feel sad. Sad that such products are made, and sadder yet for the person who buys them. What went so wrong in your life that you need to drink this gasoline Sasquatch piss? Did your daddy not love you? I think a few years of therapy would be a lot less painful than drinking this abortion milkshake.
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Beer #423 of 3,652

1 comment:

Brandon said...

Gasoline Sasquatch piss describes it perfectly.