Sunday, June 20, 2010

Sam Adams Light

Sam Adams Light
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 4.00%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 25% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.00
Tasted on: 6/17/10
Colours of label:White/Silver/Red
Drank From: Bit glass
Label Reads: "Sam Adams Light has a taste unlike any other light beer. It's the only light beer made from two-row malt and 100% noble hops."
website: www.samadams.com
Best for: freakin' out
Ratings:
Taste: 5/20
Flavour: 5/20
Buy again: 5/20
Aroma: 3/10
Satisfaction: 4/10
Complexity: 1/10
Intangible: 2/10
Handwritten notes: The only reason I'd buy this again is if I moved to the US, and I was having a Memorial Day barbecue and I invited a morbidly obese person who specifically directed that I buy them light beer. This is a bland and useless beer, which may or may not be made from the urine passed after drinking regular Sam Adams. In one "swell foop" I completely lost respect for Sam and what they are doing. No, that's not true. I didn't lose respect. I just realized that they are a company out to make money and not my best pals. It's called "accountability to the shareholders". It's also called shit beer. Also, there is no Santa Claus.
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Beer #406 of 3,652

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