Sunday, November 8, 2009

New Belgium Skinny Dip

New Belgium Skinny Dip
Type of beer: Ale
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 4.20%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 43% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.00
Tasted on: 10/29/09
Colours of label: Yellow/Red/Green
Drank From: Red Man
Label Reads: "You can drop everything for New Belgium's Skinny Dip, a full-bodied beer that's designed for the summer dress code. Cascade hops frolic with a splash of kaffir lime leaf creating a bright, citrusy palate that's as crisp as chilling in a mountain pond."
website: www.newbelgium.com
Best for: when shlong meets pond
Ratings:
Taste: 6/20
Flavour: 7/20
Buy again: 7/20
Aroma: 6/10
Satisfaction: 5/10
Complexity: 7/10
Intangible: 5/10

Handwritten notes: This beer tastes like a fizzy piece of carpet. I often write these reviews and feel a level of remorse. Even so, I remain true to the moment and this beer tastes like dust. It's like if you just had to empty out the vacuum canister and all the dust wafted up into your sinus cavity and then you drank an old Mil. While I am almost always a fan of getting "neked", be it streaking, prostate exam, or otherwise, this beer falls flat.
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Beer #340 of 3,652

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