Keystone Light

Keystone Light
Type of beer: Light Lager
Container Type: 355 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 4.20%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 4% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $0.50
Tasted on: 10/16/09
Colours of label: Blue/Silver
Drank From: Heinie Glass

Label Reads: "Specially lined can", "Unsmooth moments, caught her eye(she looked away)", "Always smooth".

website: www.keystonelightbeer.com
Best for: gearing up for a date rape
Ratings:
Taste: 1/20
Flavour: 1/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 2/10
Satisfaction: 0/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 0/10

Handwritten notes: This is a college beer and is nothing more than an inexpensive alcohol delivery device. This is one step above drinking a bottle of mouthwash to "get your buzz on". When I drink these beers I think of how the art of beer has been perverted so far that someone can even drink this and think it is beer. Usually you think of advancements as a good thing. Alexander Graham Bell would be proud to know that people can drive around in their cars talking on the phone hands-free, and that we can send stupid "wtf" text messages to each other when we see a touchdown on tv. This beer marks a decline in human knowledge. Well done guys, thanks.

---------------------------------------------
Beer #314 of 3,652