Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Molson Canadian Cold Shots

Molson Canadian 6.0 Cold Shots
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 250 mL can
Alcohol by volume: 6.0%
Country of origin: Canada
Rating: 7% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.10
Tasted on: 9/11/09
Colours of label: Silver/Blue/Red
Drank From: A flower vase
Label Reads: "True Canadian Taste AMPED UP".
website: http://www.molson.ca/
Best for: badgering strangers into updating their blogs
Ratings:
Taste: 1/20
Flavour: 2/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 1/10
Satisfaction: 2/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 1/10

Handwritten notes: The fact that the ABV is referred to in the beer's name is your first clue as to what you're in for. Perfect for male hosers age 19-21. Thinking of the whole shtick of this beer brings forth a flood of sarcastic comments. I can't believe that this is on the market, and I give it 5 years maximum to go on its merry way. The taste is actually as good as Canadian, but that's no compliment. This is a beer for those who are purposely conscious of the alcohol content of any given beer in order to make very precise and scientific calculations as to how long it will take them to get drunk. Forget it. Next.
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Beer #298 of 3,652

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