Pilsener 100

Pilsener 100
Type of beer: Lager
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 4.6%
Country of origin: El Salvador
Rating: 28% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $2.35
Tasted on: 8/16/09
Colours of label: Gold/Silver/Red
Drank From: Glass
Label Reads: "Lager Beer".
website: n/a
Best for: Plodding through life
Ratings:
Taste: 8/20
Flavour: 7/20
Buy again: 6/20
Aroma: 2/10
Satisfaction: 1/10
Complexity: 2/10
Intangible: 2/10

Handwritten notes: A dull and smoky glass of rubbish. It tastes like wet cardboard or wet firewood. I'm quite surprised that Pilsener 100 didn't make the cut in the Monde Quality Excellence awards. Why the label looks like an ace of hearts playing card I have no clue. The ace of spades would have been more apropos. Here's an idea for a beer title: "Ace of Spades Pale Ale". I love assonance. Consonance, I can take or leave, but assonance? Whoo boy! .... Sorry folks, I kind of lost my mind there for a moment.

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