Green's Discovery

Green's Discovery All Natural Amber Ale
Type of beer: Ale
Container Type: 500 mL bottle
Alcohol by volume: 6.0%
Country of origin: Belgium
Rating: 0% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $5.99
Tasted on: 8/26/09
Colours of label: Green/Orange/White
Drank From: Mug

Label Reads: "Green's Ales are brewed and bottled by DeProef Browerij, Lochristi, Gent, Belgium. Green's Ales DO NOT contain any of the following: Wheat and/or Barley, Crustaceans, Eggs, Fish, Peanuts, Soya beans, Milk, Lactose, Nuts, Celery, Mustard, Sesame Seeds, Sulphur Dioxide, and sulfites".

website: www.glutenfreebeers.co.uk

Best for: if you are out of ipecac, rotten eggs, and if all of your fingers have been severed and you really need to puke.

Ratings:
Taste: 0/20
Flavour: 0/20
Buy again: 0/20
Aroma: 0/10
Satisfaction: 0/10
Complexity: 0/10
Intangible: 0/10

Handwritten notes: This is singularly the worst piece of shit I've ever had. I took one sip, checked the expiry date (expires 2010) then dumped the crap down the drain. WHAT THE FUCK? It smelled like the time I tried to make home-made apple beer out of old crab apples and yeast. It tasted like stomach acid. I was convinced that it was spoiled, until I read: this review, and this review, and read the beer advocate page. FUCK YOU GREEN DISCOVERY. Take my 6 bucks and shove it up your ass. Next time put a whole mess of celery and crustaceans in my beer if you know what's good for you. GOD!

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