Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss


Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss
Type of beer: Heffe-Weizen
Container Type: 355 mL bottle
Alcohol volume: 4.9%
Country of origin: United States
Rating: 47% (see below)
Number of times I've had this beer: 1st
Cost: $1.00
Tasted on: 5/28/09
Colours of label: Yellow/Red/White
Drank From: Glass
Label Reads: "Wheat beer brewed with real Wisconsin honey", "Brewed with pride by the Leinenkugel family since 1867", "The pride of Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin since 1867", "Carefully brewed by the Leinenkugel family"
website: www.leinie.com
Best for: picking strawberries with your auntie
Ratings:
Taste: 8/20
Flavour: 10/20
Buy again: 6/20
Aroma: 6/10
Satisfaction: 6/10
Complexity: 6/10
Intangible: 5/10
Handwritten notes: This beer tastes very sweet. This Leinie business is either a summertime-only company or a company that brews for girls with no taste buds. This is a sickly sweet taste of sunshine in your mouth. It tastes like summer, but a summer where you have to work all the time and you barely get outside and then, what the fuck, it's September already??? And then you cry a little for the wasted time and you mourn another summer with nothing to show for it but another inch on your waistline and a cigar burn in your living room rug. C'est la vie. This is one of the worst honey beers I've had in that it actually tastes like honey. Besides bees, who the fuck wants to drink that?
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Beer #169 of 3,652

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